Dear Legislature,
After reading an article in the Economist about a debate on food prices, and poking fun at the comment of one legislature, I just can’t wrap my brain around why you would need more than $50 USD to buy a meal. Then I thought,
“Perhaps, I am wrong in my assessment. Perhaps, these legislators need to eat a lot. Perhaps, they like to drink wine with their meals.”
Whichever way I thought about it, it still did not make sense. So, now, I have created a list of suggestions- based entirely on assumptions of what I think you are eating, or like to eat- to help you cut down the cost of your meals.
- Do you really need a glass of wine with your meal?
- Instead of going out for lunch or dinner, try meeting sometime for drinks or coffee.
- Pass on the four/five-star restaurant when it is offered.
- Breakfast is sometimes more affordable
- If you know there is a spending limit, insist on paying for anything over the limit.
- Skip desert
- Go to a buffet
- Suggest to your host that you make it a potluck, and insist on bringing something.
- Some restaurants have large servings, perhaps you can split a plate
- When you go out to eat, and you know someone else is paying for your meal, ask yourself, “How much would I want to spend on a meal and what can I afford to spend if I had to pay for my meal and for my friends’ meal?”
- Every now and then, eat at Taco Bell.
Though the list is not comprehensive, I will try to update it when new ideas come to mind. If you have one that I haven’t thought of, please let me know and I will add it to this list.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen
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Also known as: Constituent
Better known as: Voter
Sometimes remembered- but especially during election years- as: The Guy Whose $50 You’re Spending

LOVE it. Note: Checked your spelling – “the Guy Whose $50 You’re Spending.”
Thanks, Old Lady. Correction made. Give the grandkids a hug for me. Miss you all!
In regards to “how much should I spend if someone is paying for my meal” I usually address this by seeing what the payer is ordering. I then make sure that I do not exceed what they spend on the meal. I think it is a simple rule of thumb and makes for good “filler” conversation.
I think it would be a good idea to implement some sort of “give back.” Let them spend however much money on the meal. For every dollar they spend on a meal, they must take 40% out of their own pocket and donate it to a charitable fund, or pump it into a universal health care program. So for example, a pair of politicos spend $500 on a meal. They must then take $200 out of their own paycheck and donate it.
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